* August 21st 2:00pm to 4:00pm
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Capitol Bowl, 900 West Capitol Ave in West Sacramento
The 2nd Annual DPSC Bowling Tournament is quickly upon us. Last year's tournament was a blast so we're doing it again this year! Time to organize your Club's Team- Yabba-Dabba -DOOOO! The HIGHEST scoring team wins the DPSC Perpetual Bowling Trophy to hold for one year!!!!
$10 per person or $40 per team- (Plus one item donated toiletries to be taken to LATINAS UNIDAS USA to help the victims of human trafficking.)
To enter your Club's team, send payment with your Team Name, and Team Roster of 4 bowlers to :
The following is supposedly an actual question given in a university chemistry exam. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
Don't miss the Humor Times 20th Anniversary Celebration! Along with Access Sacramento, which is celebrating its 25th, we're putting on a party you won't soon forget!
The Humor Times is celebrating our 20th Anniversary,
while Access Sacramento is celebrating their 25th!
Friday, April 22nd, at 7PM to 10PM (doors open 6:30PM)
At the Coloma Community Center, 4623 T Street, Sacramento, CA 95819
Featuring:
Will Durst
America's foremost political comedian and regular columnist for the Humor Times - the man the New York Times calls "Quite possibly the best political satirist working in the country today."
Sister Swing
A fresh, exciting trio capturing that Andrews Sisters sound, performing a few amusing tunes.
The Anti-Cooperation League
Sacramento's longest-running improv comedy troupe.
Also appearing:
The Sac City Rollers (women's roller derby team), a magician, jugglers and others to be announced!
Even Marilyn Monroe will be there!
http://www.MarkFiore.com Take a look at the latest "cuts" in defense spending, brought to you by . . . just about everybody. Obama, Congress, defense contractors, they all get in the act and somehow manage to make an increase sound like cuts. After wading into the budget wilderness, it becomes a little more clear. And, yes, it is worse than this cartoon depicts. A Mark Fiore political animation.