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DPSC 2nd Annual Bowling Tournament

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 2:00pm

DPSC 2nd Annual Bowling Tournament

* August 21st 2:00pm to 4:00pm
Capitol Bowl, 900 West Capitol Ave in West Sacramento

The 2nd Annual DPSC Bowling Tournament is quickly upon us. Last year's tournament was a blast so we're doing it again this year! Time to organize your Club's Team- Yabba-Dabba -DOOOO! The HIGHEST scoring team wins the DPSC Perpetual Bowling Trophy to hold for one year!!!!

$10 per person or $40 per team- (Plus one item donated toiletries to be taken to LATINAS UNIDAS USA to help the victims of human trafficking.)

To enter your Club's team, send payment with your Team Name, and Team Roster of 4 bowlers to :

Where'd he go? ;-)

The Top 10 Signs of A Bad History Teacher

The 10 Signs of A Bad History Teacher

    1. Constantly gets Indonesia and Outdonesia confused.

    2. As incentive for learning, when you name a state capital, you get to take a shot.

    3. Insists that one of Popes during the Roman empire was Pope Bubba.

Helpful info for those of us not raptured today ...

Exothermic or Endothermic?

    The following is supposedly an actual question given in a university chemistry exam. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues.

    Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

    Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

Kitten vs Tennis Ball

Why am I not at all surprised that this is a Fox News anchor?

The modern political solution for everything

From the always good, boingboing. Click the pic to enlarge

20/25 Anniversary Party for the Humor Times and Access Sacramento

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 7:00pm

Don't miss the Humor Times 20th Anniversary Celebration! Along with Access Sacramento, which is celebrating its 25th, we're putting on a party you won't soon forget!

The Humor Times is celebrating our 20th Anniversary,
while Access Sacramento is celebrating their 25th!

Friday, April 22nd, at 7PM to 10PM (doors open 6:30PM)
At the Coloma Community Center, 4623 T Street, Sacramento, CA 95819


Will Durst
America's foremost political comedian and regular columnist for the Humor Times - the man the New York Times calls "Quite possibly the best political satirist working in the country today."

Sister Swing
A fresh, exciting trio capturing that Andrews Sisters sound, performing a few amusing tunes.

The Anti-Cooperation League
Sacramento's longest-running improv comedy troupe.

Also appearing:
The Sac City Rollers (women's roller derby team), a magician, jugglers and others to be announced!
Even Marilyn Monroe will be there!

More info:

Bank of America: another Corporate Tax Dodger

Military Math Boot Camp Take a look at the latest "cuts" in defense spending, brought to you by . . . just about everybody. Obama, Congress, defense contractors, they all get in the act and somehow manage to make an increase sound like cuts. After wading into the budget wilderness, it becomes a little more clear. And, yes, it is worse than this cartoon depicts. A Mark Fiore political animation.

An Update is Available For Your Computer [Cartoon]

Hilarious. Now let me back in